I'm Facebooking this

A phrase that is used after a hilarious, awkward, scary, or unbelievable event occurs so everyone who did not witness the event can "like" the status to feel like they were in on it.

Susie: EWW! I just saw Orlando Bloom make out with Rosie O'Donnell. I'm Facebooking this!

I'm Facebooking this by josiedee2 December 29, 2010

Facebooxhibitionism 

When someone feels the need to tell everybody about everything on Facebook.

Why did she post all about her new kitten on Facebook? No one even cares! She was just being a Facebooxhibitionist!

Ugh, I *hate* facebooxhibitionism

Facebooxhibitionism by RooskiJD December 2, 2009

facebooking 

verb - To check your facebook profile, search for something on facebook or use one of its many apps.

gancho: Dude, put your iPhone away.
make: Hold on a second. I'm facebooking something.
gancho: Don't ever use that as a verb again.
Nada & Lauren: hahahahahaha

facebooking by makevedo April 18, 2008

facebookstalkerhoes 

this word can be used to refer to both male and female. it is generally used to describe a group of people, who spend a considerable amount of time on facebook lurking and wondering about what a particular person is up to.

((in facebook status, comments, or wall...))

person 1: "hey man what are you going to be for halloween?"
person 2: "i would love to tell you, but that would just kill the suspense for the facebookstalkerhoes, so you'll just have to see it for yourself at the party"

facebookstalkerhoes by That Real Fire October 31, 2009

Facebookholic 

When one is repeatedly using "facebook" several hours a day. Always thinks about it over other things such as school and friends and family. Have a 1000 friends or more( so they think). OBSESSED

MY NAME is ______ and I am a facebookholic

Facebookholic by cutie4eva93 October 5, 2010

Facebooksturbation 

Liking one's own post on Facebook.

I thought my own posts were better than the other ones I saw on facebook, so I had to practice a little facebooksturbation.

Facebooksturbation by Numbhandluke October 21, 2015

phantom facebooking

Checking email to view Facebook updates rather than signing in, because you want the gratification of seeing what's happening but don't want to admit your Facebook addiction to yourself or the world at large.

He had already visited Facebook five times that day, so he phantom facebooked instead.

-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!

phantom facebooking by OhMyJuly July 6, 2010