dick bastard

simply a dick without a father i.e a dildo. often used as an insult.

omg renee i was going through your room and i found this dick bastard here.

by thehora July 11, 2010

dick knickers

the act of having a dick protruding aimlessly from ones knickers.
Can also refer to a woman using a 'strap on' dildo.

Hey jess, whats that dick doing in your knickers, you dick knickers.

Lottie, whats that massive purple thing in your draw?
Oh it's just my 'strap on' dildo
You're such a dick knickers.

by kirkybaby April 2, 2010

Dick Arrow

When a guy has amazing abs and has the abs that point down to his pelvis

Courtney look at that guys dick arrow he is so ripped.

by Harry Brooks July 5, 2016

get dicked for

Often used in the military, to "get dicked for something" is slang for being picked for something that you really don't want to do (usually an order). Goes hand in hand with the phrase shit rolls down hill.

Captain America: Sergeant those toilets are filthy and not fit for use by any human being, sort it out!

Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!

Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!

Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!

Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.

by DCC John Stalker February 6, 2012

Dick Trance

The opposite of Pussy Whipped. A Dick Trance is when a woman loses touch with reality because of a man. He hits her in the head with his dick and this causes a Dick Trance. As a result, she loses most, if not all of her friends because she is fully committed and into the guy. Every decision is made based around his needs and opinions and not her own.

Girl1: Where has Shelly been?

Girl2: Oh shes in a Dick Trance :(. Ever since she's been with Brad, she's been MIA. I think she's intentionally ignoring my calls.

by EDeeebsBK May 15, 2013

Dick Wolfed

When a movie or TV show leaves you hanging; wondering what happened. No real ending or conclusion to a story.

Wait, what happened.?!? I just watched a three hour movie and totally got Dick Wolfed.!!

by emmmmers June 1, 2016

Dick Bait

Dick bait is like click bait but persuades people to click on it with promises of seeing pictures of Dick Van Dyke, only to be met with the sad, lonely face of Sarah Jessica Parker.

"I just got tricked by some serious dick bait, man."
"Oh, really? Were they long and black or thick and Polynesian?"
"Dude, Dick Van Dyke is white. Show some goddamn respect."

by Daxuran March 6, 2017