friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
by MemesAreCancer March 13, 2018
Get the Phone Bonermug. A male with very little self awareness who seeks validation and to establish a sense of importance by attempting to mentor women without their consent.
Mansplaining in action.
Mansplaining in action.
The new guy in my team has a raging mentor boner. He's determined to educate me with his unsolicted advice,
by Girl_loves_cats February 29, 2024
Get the mentor bonermug. We were at the strip club and Norman was being such a boner shrinker and wouldn't stop talking about his problems.
by moabjen August 12, 2015
Get the boner shrinkermug. A random dick either found online or sent by a stranger they appears strikingly similar to a penis that one knows well. A twin dick, or a “dong doppelgänger”.
One day my husband and I were looking at internet porn, and we stumbled across his boner clone. The competition was stiff, and as hard as it was we finally came to the conclusion that two was even better than one. It was a very happy ending.
by Bitchwithabigbrain June 17, 2020
Get the Boner clonemug. A condition in the family of 'lookup' "Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)"
mainly applies to those who suffer from body aches, pains, knotts and trapped nerves
When a trapped nerve is releived a sudden blood rush leading to an erection
mainly applies to those who suffer from body aches, pains, knotts and trapped nerves
When a trapped nerve is releived a sudden blood rush leading to an erection
Person1: I have a pain in my shoulder
Person2: stretch it off and let's go for a walk
Person1: oh crap, can't go right now
Person2: why not?
Person1: ABS, I just released a trapped nerve boner
Person2: stretch it off and let's go for a walk
Person1: oh crap, can't go right now
Person2: why not?
Person1: ABS, I just released a trapped nerve boner
by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020
Get the Trapped Nerve Bonermug. The feeling one gets when you feel a boner coming on in a crowded area, and become extremely shy and unable to speak.
by Word Master Slappyhands June 1, 2016
Get the silent bonermug. The part of your pants that always bunches to give the impression that you have a colossal hard on even when you don't.
John: Mark, you've got the fattest boner right now.
Mark: Nah bro, its just a fabric boner - hopefully Stacey didn't see.
Mark: Nah bro, its just a fabric boner - hopefully Stacey didn't see.
by Mr Goliath Balls April 12, 2022
Get the Fabric Bonermug.