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Banana

5'10", blonde, green eyes, wicked smile super cute real hot always happy one of the guys girl. A chick who has mostly guys for friends cuz she can't handle all the bullshit girls do. Likes beer and Brett Favre. Makes bitches laugh and assholes cry. Sings karaoke to shitty 80's tunes cuz she likes to sing and likes shitty 80' music.
Charlie -"That Brittany is pretty hot. Do you know her?"
Jimmy -"Yeah. She's pretty cool too. But look out, she's a banana."
Charlie -"Good. I could go for a banana split right about now."
by rippledtwine February 18, 2011
mugGet the Bananamug.

Banana

Yeah man stick than fucking cock up my fat ass. As smooth as a banana.
by Big dick face. March 6, 2017
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Thanos Banana

A purple banana with Thanos' big beautiful chin on it
Hey! look at that thanos banana! I really wanna eat it!
by Furry Boi November 12, 2018
mugGet the Thanos Bananamug.

Banana

A common callout used in the video game Counter Strike: Global Offensive. ‘Banana’ refers to the banana-shaped corridor on the map Inferno, which is usually a hotspot for action in the first minute of a round. Controlling ‘banana’ is critical, as it is one of the quickest ways for the Terrorist team to reach bomb site A.
Pushing banana!’
Don’t peek banana!’
by USfyre January 18, 2022
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Banana

A yellow fruit from Southeast Asian countries like Malaysia, sometimes used as a dildo alongside a zukini, sometime used as food. Comes in all forms. Icecream flavor, smoothie, solid.
"John, did you see that girl on the 'hub' who put banana up her pussyhole?"
"I thought it was a zukini jack, but now I'm never eating bananas again, you fucking perv."
by BananaLBozo May 16, 2025
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BANANA

THIS MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT BEATS ALL THE OTHER FRUITS THIS YELLOW ASS PUSSY PEELING SHIT WILL MAKE U HORNY AS SHIT AND MAKE YOUR PENIS GROW 5 INCHES SO EAT A MOTHERFUCKING BANANA
1.Some guy: how can i make my dick bigger?
2.Guy with big cock:EAT A MOTHERFUCKING BANANA BOY AND YO DICK WILL GET BIG
by BIG POOPY BUTTHOLE October 14, 2017
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Banana

An object more powerful than a dildo, perfect for shoving up your ass and keeping it there or for sucking on it violently for five hours straight.
"Hey, do you want a banana?"
"Sure"
"Okay, here you go"
(The sounds of sucking then occur)
by I like bitches November 17, 2020
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