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Alex

Harvey. This is a hidden love letter and I've had a cum shrine dedicated to your glorious, gargantuan acni infested balls hidden behind a moldy old sofa in my Granny's attic since the fall of 98 and should you make me your polite and peteat little housewife with a plucky arse I can promise that we will have many greasy, shark-nosed, crippled little fucks for years to come.

P.S. Grease makes great lube.
"Alex I am quivering in desperation for your chode to go so far down my throught that it bashes my lungs in" Said Harvey.
by Amozon Alexa September 26, 2022
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Alex

Alex is a very sporty guy, he is really good looking and likes to play with his friends. Alex is one of the funny friends and if you have a friend like alex, i am jealous. Alex is extremely funny and sometimes it’s hard to hang out with him without laughing.
Oh alex? Yeah this guy can’t stop making me laugh

Alex is crazy… he once licked the toilet seat
by Ordinary girl:) September 26, 2022
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Alex DeHoyos

Gamer. Not a geek. Man of Steel. Upper lip of a Simpsons Character.
I ain't not geek, I'm Alex DeHoyos!
by Alex DeHoyos October 1, 2022
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Alex

A baba who loves to get drilled by monkey man
by Babalover69 October 5, 2022
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Alex DeHoyos

Overweight man from Guelph who got lucky and scored a hot porn star girlfriend named Halie.
"How on earth did that geek Alex DeHoyos manage to date her!"
"Because he's not a geek! He's a gamer!"
by Brandon Shaw westernU October 7, 2022
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Alex kapsalis

Ledgend

Pussy pounder

Threat to daughters virginity

Baller

Dangerous
Alex kapsalis is theo but better

Alex kapsalis is taller than theo
by Tony DiNozzo of NCIS October 10, 2022
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Ace Alex

Ace Alex is not responsible for what occured on September 8th, 2022 or September 11th, 2001
ace alex escaped from prison on the 19th
by bobedobypassing October 16, 2022
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