That wets my goose

A phrase to use when a funny joke or something erotic makes you feel good.

Example 1-
Girl 1- What did the fish say when it ran in to the wall? Dam!
Girl 2- Wow that really wets my goose.
Example 2-

Girl 1- Wow did you see Channing Tatums New movie, Magician Michealas?
Girl 2- No But the trailer, That wets my goose

by JordanNHS September 16, 2017

Wet Brag

When someone brags about something he thinks is great but is actually lame and that fact that he's bragging about it makes it worse and makes you wonder what he does when he's alone.

Friend 1: Did you hear? Blake's been bragging he collected all the My Little Pony happy meal toys
Friend 2: Really? What a wet brag, I wonder what he does in his free time
Friend 1: Probably writes MLP fanfics

by Brief Velkoz April 13, 2021

Wet Westy

A boy who when you look at him you instantly become moist! If you spend a lot of time with him you get soaking!

I just saw wet westy and now i am soaking!!

by CaitlinBean September 29, 2011

wet rectum

When rectum has been impaled and folded inside out and splooging out of ur buthole

Dude I just fucked my boyfriend so hard I gave him a wet rectum

by Grass man September 18, 2017

Wet Wanda

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own vaginal juices, and inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

I snuck up and gave my friend a wet wanda.

by TGray February 22, 2025

wet ass puthayy

A million dollar puthayy makes money and it's wet come get a taste 😋

My bestfriend Chelsea has a wet ass puthayy

by The.1.with.the.bigballs February 8, 2021

Wet Tosti

"Wet tosti: (noun) - (soggy sandwich) A term derived from Dutch slang, meaning 'slappe hap' It signifies something lacking excitement or energy, akin to the English phrase 'blatherskite.' It describes a situation, object, or person that is dull, uninteresting, uninspiring, or full of nonsense and trivial talk."

He really is a wet tosti.

by laapsaap April 29, 2024