Wet Weed

A cowardly individual who uses their celebrity status to shield them from criticism; usually one who expresses opinions intended to be controversial that are founded in lies or ignorance, that they then will spinelessly avoid being put in the position of having to justify.

Owen Jones is such a wet weed!

by MisterGnu October 29, 2024

Wet Weiner

Blowjob is out. When yo girl sucking your knob, you’re getting that wet Weiner.

Babe, I want a wet Weiner.

by EAFrancis June 5, 2018

wet

something interesting, opposite from dry

the new lit.

That's so fucking wet Man

by willdickson May 7, 2020

wet willy

the act of one licking there finger and putting it into the recipients ear

kyle gave me a wet willy it was disgusting

by batty crease wagwan December 25, 2022

Wet Drip

When your outfit is super fly

"wow that wet drip you have is rad dude" said Gene

by ImAnOldMan November 24, 2023

wet willerd

when a man gets a rim j from a girl, and after shes done he takes his finger and sticks his finger in his butthole and then sticks it in her ear.....

after tina gave Napoleon a rim job he gave her a wet willerd...... and left......

by lirpaydoc February 10, 2022

Tallahassee wet mop

During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.

I didn’t notice the TP was wet and I Tallahassee wet mopped myself…

by Mancho76 February 15, 2025