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The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.
Hold up, did you just go “Two on the broom, one in the room” on me?!
by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025
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goody-two-shoes

literally mehjabeen.
mehjabeen is a goody-two-shoes
by morendih June 28, 2025
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Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
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two plate energy

When you live on your own but feel confident enough to buy two plates. You have hopes that one day someone will come over for dinner
You are showing real two plate energy right now.
by boulderer February 13, 2024
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Round up to two weeks

Age old saying that most people know of
it's been 5 days so come on just round up to two weeks
by feminists:thelesserspecies October 16, 2021
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Two's day

Two's day is tuesday 2/22/2022 because there are a lot of two's en it's kind of a pun.
Person 1: When are we going to marry,Larry?
Larry: On Two's day my dear.
by Beetits June 18, 2018
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