annoying facebook girl

someone constantly posting statuses/pictures but you know they aren't about any the shit they post

that annoying facebook girl keeps posting about me she must b in love with me

by that itch September 8, 2015

Facebook Picture

A picture generally posted by a middle age woman. Usually it will have at least 5 different fonts, a character sticker, a religious undertone (or very obvious overtone), maybe a pun, and usually old out of date memes.

"I can't believe your aunt posted that! It's such a Facebook picture!"
"Yeah, the three different fonts and the picture of snoopy really tie it together."

by Mocah May 21, 2021

Facebook Spoilerist

Someone who can't help but write a spoiler as a Facebook status every time something momentuous happens in a popular series/movie, thus spoiling it for everyone else.

'That damn Facebook Spoilerist totally fucked up LOST for me'

by Moon-song December 30, 2013

facebook migraine

When you eye roll so hard it forces blood flow into your brain causing an immediate headache and intense feeling of disdain for the human race.

Upon viewing photos of Kyra’s latest beach resort trip after being told she can’t afford food for her children, Frida promptly eye rolled and experienced a Facebook migraine that required an exorcism.

by Truthgenie April 28, 2023

Facebook

The platform where you show-off to your exes, old school batch-mates, work colleagues, and certain family members on how you and your wife went on vacation, while not saying how you took out 3 loans just to pay for the flight.
In rare instances: a platform to meet new friends and socialize with other people.

Amy: Hi Matt, I saw your Facebook post!
Matt: Oh cool.
Amy: (trying to hid her jealousy) Hope you enjoyed your trip.
Matt: (trying not to make a smug smile) Oh it was alright.

by anonymous May 23, 2021

Facebook Whore

Someone who adds people they don't know personally but have heard of. Generally from other high schools. They then proceed to leave photo comments on popular girls pictures saying they are beautiful and like guys statuses and pictures. All of this is so people from other schools will think they're cool.

Nicole added tons of my friends and enemies from my high school and started up convos with them on their pictures. Such a facebook whore.

by Shameonawhigga November 8, 2012

facebook nasty

a nasty facebook message for no real reason other than just to be nasty and mean and troll like

oh some left a nasty facebook its blue its a smelly facebook nasty

by justjoking123 August 18, 2018