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The Karamazov's law

The Karamazov's law states that the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
The Jonssons always seems so happy.

It's a good example of The Karamazov's Law, Mr. Jonssons told me yesterday that they are getting a divorce.
by M kazaim January 7, 2021
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Sturtzy law

It is not cheating if you pay for sex
Babe I didn’t cheat it was “Sturtzy law”
by Sturtzy January 8, 2021
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theif in law

A respected criminal with highly ranked status and authority. mostly used in Russia and old USSR countries
Be careful, no one can disobey him! He's theif in law
by quakiscool January 13, 2021
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Law of averages

A water ingression problem
Water wont rise above 1m. Law of averages innit
by anonymous January 14, 2021
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Zaify's law

"Anything that is broken, will remain broken and everything that is working, will break"

This law obtained its name after notorious Minecraft developer
A: *X* is broken
B: Thanks for the report, I´ve fixed *X*
A: *X* is still broken and now *Y* stopped working as well
B: You know, Zaify's law
by x1asf2354asd January 15, 2021
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Scott’s Law

When you know you shouldn’t carry on what you’re doing but think WTF I’m gonna do it anyway!!!
Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law
by High Vis Harry January 21, 2021
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Fonteneau's law

"Did you hear she's dating that guy Jacob"
"No surprise, she's bi and he plays videogames. That's Fonteneau's law"
by maskmakesurbandictionary January 23, 2021
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