sloppy toppy

when a girl gives head

gimme that sloppy toppy baby ;)

by Jojo1255 February 27, 2021

shopping weird

The only way to describe anyone who is acting so strange, or outta pocket, you just don't know what else to call it.

Whenever I pull out the big joes from the closet, people always get this funny look on they face. They shopping weird as hell.

My mom told me I need to get out her parking spot, for no reason.. wow mom, you shopping weird.

by ThisIsMyParkingSpot February 28, 2021

Sloppy Joe

Like the Sloppy Toppy or a Blow Job but instead of the male penis in a woman mouth its in a male's mouth.

Bro i bet Noah gives the sloppiest Sloppy Joes!

by ThatWiseGie March 6, 2021

Sloppy Double

In a cuckholding situation, the cuck and the other man perform double penetration on a woman. Once both have finished to completion, the cuck is made to perform oral sex on the woman, and suck the cum from her vagina and anus.

Damn, my mouth is still salty from that sloppy double last night.

by HemorrhoidOnHumanity'sAsshole March 12, 2021

Sloppy Mandarin

When she peels a mardarin orange while he hits it from the back, climax is achieved onto a slice that is then enjoyed by both parties. Add peel shavings for a fancy touch.

"Where did all of the fruit go?"
"Oh, Andrew gave Becky a Sloppy Mandarin last night."

by DoggerDan March 12, 2021

Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021

sloppy slutburger

A sloppy slutburger is that kind of slut that does a dirty dick to a guy, but in this case the slut is rushing off to her next fuck and forgets to wipe the spent jism in her cunt, and the next guy eats her out and thinks she’s cum’n on his face.

Damn! It’s the second time she served me a sloppy slutburger, I had it tested for sperm and it tested positive!

by BeanTownBeanery January 30, 2021