National Slap Ass Friday

NATIONAL SLAP ASS FRIDAY Is on every Friday girls and boys go around and slap as many asses as possible!!!
Boy: slap

Girls: why did u slap my ass
Boy: It’s NATIONAL SLAP ASS FRIDAY
by TikTok: BlueFace mini/ Kyler October 17, 2019
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1 ss = 1 slap

A term used in mainly Snapchat where a person posts another person on their story and ask for "1 ss= 1 slap" which means for 1 screenshot equals to 1 slap.
Girl : *posts picture with friend* "1 ss = 1 slap"

Viewer: *screenshots post*
Girl : *slaps friend*
by Ms. Capalot July 05, 2019
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pineapple slap your ascot

why u hitting me? what the h*** are u doing that for? Do you want me to pineapple slap your ascot?? Huh, Scott?
by Adaise May 21, 2008
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This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.

During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.

This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.

Rubber bands on the claws are optional.

man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."

man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."

man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.
by feldpar February 18, 2009
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National dick slap day

Whenever u see a girl u have to slap your dick on there forhead
so Whenever u see a girl say it’s national dick slap day and slap it on there forhead
by Aniska April 12, 2018
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When a member of the opposite sex rejects you emotionally by being brutally honest, yet is not saying it to hurt you intentionally because they do care to some degree and are a good person. They have inadvertently caused you emotional pain by their brutal honesty.
When he said he wasn't in love with him, he dealt him an inadvertent emotional bitchslap.

When the loving husband said she looked like she had gained some pounds during her pregnancy, his wife received an inadvertent emotional bitch slap.
by Blondefire36D June 02, 2010
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