Salt

Used when one is hurt, blown, or disappointed.
Because salt burns and stings.

-Oh man, I left my cellphone back at the mall!
-HAHA, you're salt!

Salt by NDuvONur April 16, 2010

Salted the Dash 

When a person attempts to have sexual intercourse with a jar of Mrs. Dash and ejaculates into it.

Phrase originates from Michael Ian Black's Twitter.

Yeah, I Salted the Dash. She was begging for it. That bitch wanted salt all over her . Then I licked it off her like a bull mastiff.

Salted the Dash by tombot5000 September 23, 2010

Salt Water in the Barrel 

A great threat, warning that you may unleash rage that's been bottled up.

Don't make me put the salt water in the barrel.

Salt Water in the Barrel by HULKSMASHANDMAIM December 10, 2011

Saltflow

The flow of standards.

Do not follow books, follow where the salt flows Saltflow.

Saltflow by German Tiger August 17, 2011

saltae noots 

big salty nuts that girls love

the man showed his saltae noots and the woman jumped all over him.

saltae noots by g niggra September 21, 2011

Salted down 

To be killed in a gun fight etc.

He got salted down.

Salted down by Judge dredd7 December 28, 2011

Salt Bush 

A bush that resides on a majestic ocean edge. The salt from the ocean sprays onto the said bush.

The ocean consumed the Salt Bush.

Salt Bush by Miramount March 11, 2012