by OntheVspectrum April 15, 2024

Alex is the most amazing man you will ever know. Your relationship won’t always be easy since he’s not always the smartest, but what he sometimes lacks in brains gets made up with his heart. He’s the type of guy to stay up with you for hours on facetime after a long day just to talk to you, he’s the type of guy to build lego flowers with you every month of your relationship, he’s the type of guy you have to worry about wanting to try WWE moves on you, the type of guy to chase you around the grocery store, the type of guy to carry you across wet grass in order to protect your shoes, and the type of guy who stole my heart. Alex will forever be my first and hopefully last love. If you love an Alex hold on to him. I can’t promise that he’ll be as good as mine, but if names have anything to do with personality you’ve lucked out.
by Blondie_17 November 11, 2024

stupid alex!
by notalexasds October 19, 2020

He abducted a girl named Allison and made her marry him with some weird magnetic wedding ring and then forced her to eat his big chungus and he's a cougar named "Alexios charleyes cogarius"
by The real lord chungus January 14, 2019

An edgy american, that is slightly homo sexual, long hair, white skin color, and a metric shit ton of edgy humor.
by sleepwalker012 April 8, 2019

Noun; a genuine piece of shit, one who has this name usually tries to fuck anything from a minor to they moms. Uses you for everything you have and only will hit you up when it’s beneficial to him. Also probably has a kid or two by age 18.
by guinea December 10, 2019
