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Pocket wilderness

A state park in Soddy-Daisy, TN. A now well known place where tree huggers go to hike and rock climb, and red necks go to swing on a rope swing into what is known as the blue hole. Red necks, who are commonly drunk as hell, swing on the rope swing and land on rocks instead of water then call 911. The hellish terrain requires a massive emergency response and rescues that take hours. Many tree huggers (who are commonly high as shit) head out into the vast expanse that is the pocket wilderness and get fucking lost. These weed heads get fucking lost and call 911. They never have food or water, but they always have their cell phone. Yet again, massive emergency response. This place is hell, it should be closed.
Hey, want to go to the pocket wilderness, get drunk and high and almost die?
by Melvin dude December 21, 2016
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pearl pocket

The intimate part of a lady.
She bought undies because she didn't want her pearl pocket exposed.
by SookieSookieNow... August 22, 2017
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gamer pocket

a fleshlighr shaped like a monster energy can
“yo he plays Fortnite? sounds like the only push he’s getting is a gamer pocket”
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Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.
“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”
by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020
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Hot Pocket

Having sexual intercourse with small rodents such as rats, hamsters or chihuahua's.
Would you like a Hot Pocket before bed?
by MeatWhackerSmacker March 7, 2025
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Boss Pocket

The boss pocket is the pocket found inside a suit jacket. Pulling stuff out from that pocket just makes you look like a boss.
Hold on, let pull my phone out of the boss pocket.
by gabefooker September 17, 2013
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Hot-Pocketing

The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.
I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”
by mustysausage November 1, 2018
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