Septic Kiss

When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.

"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"

by Elk e summer September 20, 2011

kiss or get off the pot

When a person take more time than necessary to do something.

When a person is parking for a long time:

-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!

by The Rocha April 3, 2018

Albino Kisses

When you eat a bleached asshole.

After her Brazilian wax, my wife gets the starfish bleached. That way she can give me some albino kisses.

by EffingIdiot June 10, 2025

Potty kiss

When someone is having a piss at the urinal and you bang their forehead against the wall

Dude was talking shit at the bar so I gave him a potty kiss at the urinal.

by JWW302 October 31, 2023

national kiss day

April 13 is national kiss day

Go kiss him, it’s national kiss day

by National kiss day April 12, 2019

Kissing the TV

When you’re desperate or obsessed with someone or content on tv that you kiss and slobber all over the screen.

Dude you’re so in love with CNN and fake news you should be kissing the tv.

by Trixiedevlin December 16, 2020

Antarctic Kiss

Like an australian kiss but with the use of ice cubes.

Also referred to as "Antarctikiss".

Me and my girl experimented with Antarctikissing last night.. Damn, that was some "icy-hot" kinky shit.

Got my first Antarctic Kiss last night.. Hottest thing ever.. But cold, know what i'm saying?

by FunkMassterFlex September 5, 2016