Smurfy's Law

Any competitive game(or lobby) that can have smurfs, will have smurfs.

Smurfy's law describes the fact that in any game where players compete, and the game has any kind of matchmaking system, there will be high level players that deliberately place into lower levels so they can more easily win.

Person 1: Man, I play this game for fun and to relax. I can't believe there are people smurfing in casual!

Person 2: You know how it is. Smurfy's Law.

by Isuldor Nagan February 6, 2021

run afowl of the law

To break one or more rules regarding our feathered friends.

One needs to regularly read up on current statutes regarding bird-hunting so as not to run afowl of the law.

by QuacksO February 7, 2021

HyDka’s Law

A player of less intelligence/skill level Is always more likely to win.

A player of less intelligence/skill level Is always more likely to win.
Ex:
Player 1: I’m going to fight this guy

Player 2: OMG WATCH OUT FOR HYDKA’S LAW

by HyDka’s Law February 7, 2021

Law of Appendages”

The understanding that any creature of four legs or less may be considered fairly benign, while any with more than that are creepy and terror inducing.

The “Law of Appendages” explains why people might dislike rats but they are terrified of spiders.

by WilyArmadilla February 7, 2021

laws of pajamas

it is against the law to wear pajamas while working out.

Billy: hey Phil, whats wrong with you?
Phil: what do you mean? im working out.
Billy: yea but in pajamas dude it against the laws of pajamas.

by The kid named squid February 8, 2021

law

it is against the law to work out in Pajamas

yo bill it’s against the law to work out in pjs

by The kid named squid February 8, 2021

Turner's Law

Every electronics lab task, no matter how small, will always eat up an entire day.

"It's 7:00 and we only just managed to solder the new diode on this device."
"Classic case of Turner's Law."

by nujuat February 12, 2021