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Desert Fart

All this garlic is giving me desert farts!
by Hot and Dry December 3, 2013
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Fart Knock

“Fart” is a flammable gas that our bodies produce and eject which is often set on fire by some people

“Knock” comes from “engine knock” is when the fuel in an internal combustion engine prematurely combust in the cylinder (damages the engine)

“fart knock” is when a person attempts to set their own fart on fire, but end up combusting his/her fart before it goes out of the anus, as a result, his/her anus is blowed up or barbecued from the combusting fart
My friend went to the hospital, because he tried to set his fart on fire, but ended up with Fart Knock
by Person #37878678 September 5, 2021
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fart muelling

The act of blowing compressed air into a whores anus and having her hold onto the false fart whilst you pack in a few grams of Columbias finest. She gets into position and let's rip over your eagerly awaiting conk. You get a nose full of the good stuff and a lung full of the bad stuff.
I've got a few grams left over and a couple of coins spare. How about you come over here are be my fart mule.

I'm beyond snorting off a hookers backside. I'm more about fart muelling now.
by Uncle Nastyfingers November 25, 2019
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Fart sweat

The fluid formed around a sweaty asshole when a person farts in it.
"Yo i performed a rim job on someone with massive fart sweat"
"Was it bad?"
"Nah"
by HoldMyDirtyAsshole June 28, 2021
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Genesis fart

The initial fart which instigates all farting is OK in a group gathering ie ice breaker fart
Nick really ripped a Genesis Fart and it was fair game after that
by Heady Snobber October 20, 2020
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Attic Fart

A fart so stinky, it smells like it’s been living in your grandmothers attic.
Dude, that ass air smells like a straight attic fart .
by nicajima November 19, 2017
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fart squirrel

"Do you smell that? Someone must have run over a fart squirrel back there."
by notvelvet November 22, 2015
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