by myfavsexpositioniscryingalone April 15, 2015
Get the Worlie Birdmug. A tall stalk like creature that lives in dumps and has a comb over, and is considered the most magnificent creature of them all. It is a spiritual being and has followers all around the universe. It is considered to be a spiritual and celestial being with desciples all around the universe.
Also known as Ibis
Also known as Ibis
"Oh Jeremy! You Garbage Bird you!"
"I'm Garbage Bird, cawwwww!"
"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*
"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"
"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"
"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"
"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"
"All hail Garbage Bird"
"I'm Garbage Bird, cawwwww!"
"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*
"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"
"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"
"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"
"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"
"All hail Garbage Bird"
by xgrated October 3, 2017
Get the Garbage Birdmug. A state of mind: not acting right, acting strangely, thinking in an odd way
Synonyms: wack, acting like a crack head
Synonyms: wack, acting like a crack head
by Lilygoose October 1, 2021
Get the Birding outmug. When you are hunting for dove, many black birds fly over you and under no circumstances can you shoot them. To be more sensitive to the black birds feelings they are to be called birds of color.
by anonymous September 7, 2020
Get the Birds of colormug. The inability to identify birds. Any birds. All birds look the same regardless of size, color, or other distinctive factors.
Bird Blindess affected individual: “what’s the deal with the parrot?”
Normal person “Thats an eagle…”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”
Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”
Normal person: “Bird blindness?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”
Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”
Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”
Normal person: “yeah! See?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”
Normal person: “wow.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
Normal person “Thats an eagle…”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “hmm?”
Normal person: “It’s a bald eagle.. it’s the symbol of America… are you telling me you don’t recognize what bird that is?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Okay, you obviously have not read my dossier. I have bird blindness.”
Normal person: “Bird blindness?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “I can’t tell the difference between one type of bird and another.”
Normal person: “Okay but a duck and an eagle are two totally different sizes.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “yeah well they look the same size to me man”
Normal person: “what about like a hummingbird?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Tiny bird? Incredibly fast wings? Hovers?”
Normal person: “yeah! See?”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Yeah I only know about that because I read it… to me they look and move just like any other bird.”
Normal person: “wow.”
Bird Blindess affected individual: “Bird blindess… it’s my soul weakness.”
by ORODCUSTOMZ September 10, 2025
Get the Bird Blindnessmug. When you try to fart in someone’s general direction, but accidentally spray a stream of liquid poop at them instead.
by Mrpoopypants2 June 6, 2025
Get the Spiteful Birdmug. When one person takes a shot through a straw and spits it into another persons mouth. Just like a mommy bird does to their baby.
Ben: the fuck are Jamie and nick doing with the tequila
Kriiiiten: that might be what the kids call “baby-Birding”
Kriiiiten: that might be what the kids call “baby-Birding”
by Nguy69 December 7, 2018
Get the Baby-Birdingmug.