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the angels

a shitty baseball team that can sometimes play and is carried by mike trout
The angels are more elite than dodgers because they don’t support gay people.
by hottest girl alive 🍼 June 9, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Everyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Everyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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Angel

This guy... Where to even begin with this guy.

Angel comes in two flavors. He's either being super low-key, working on himself, his mental/physical health, his career, or whatever other facets of life in which he can better himself, OR, He's literally ordering all of his friends shots of premium tequila, getting everyone trashed and bringing everyone near him along for the shit show of a night to which he has long committed. There's really no middle ground with Angel. He's either being a great guy, helping himself and his friends to better themselves, or he's straight up getting you reeled into a literal shit show with no end in sight.
Angel invited me to hang with him tonight, but I'm kind of scared. Does he just wanna go get in a good workout, or is he trying to get me to zooted?
by AngelitoElJotito November 24, 2021
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I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu,Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is The Youngest Of B.A.C.<H>.L.U.T.
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu,Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is The Youngest Of B.A.C.<H>.L.U.T.
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The Angel Reese

A sexual move during foreplay where you put Reese's peanut butter or other Reese's products inside a female coochie and lick it out as if you were a dawg and it was a conch.
I did the Angel Reese on a girl and she thought it was the best foreplay ever!
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Air Force One Angel

Once being a set of noble men who made the ultimate sacrifice for the sake of their country. They do not fully die, though, and become something... more. In the wake of this transformation, they decide to wreak havoc on the one man who made them this way, President John D. Rockefeller. After this, their actions become somewhat of an enigma, hijacking the Air Force One for reasons beyond the understanding of people.
Johnny: Holy shit what's that thing in the Air Force One door?
Davis: It's the Air Force One Angel, Johnny.
by Howdy There Pardner! April 8, 2022
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