Bird dog

The act of watching or staring at a worker as they perform a job. Is often preformed by the foreman, supervisor, or anyone in a position of power. A totally unjust act that doesn’t actually help the job along, and just irritates and pisses off the workers

Look at Andy over there bird doggin the guys. What a fucking douche.

Andy would sit and bird dog the guys, even though the job was on schedule just to be a dick.

by sparky1221 May 3, 2023

autistic dog

When a autistic man paints a dog being rapped

The autistic dog painting was nice

by AlabamaHitler January 8, 2019

Water the dogs

When a man finishes on someone's feet.

Shakira, can I water the dogs? I am about to cum.

by watermydogs July 31, 2022

Water Dogged

When your penis is raw, swollen and cracked like a hot dog after being boiled.

Travis waa crushing it so hard with the cheer squad last week, he is all water dogged.

by Jillybean83 June 23, 2017

Dog pillow

Bro she's so soft it's my dog pillow woah look at it

There goes my dog pillow bye babe

by Bëàñz42069 October 21, 2019

Dirty Dog

When you partake in the act of slowly inserting your entire left arm covered in mud in the anus your 5 pound chihuahua

Jenny: Did you hear Evan did A dirty dog yesterday at Johns house

Sarah: Jesus Christ jenny were at a bible study

by Horsefucker420 April 24, 2020

dogging tonight

Free, untamed, unchained, answer to no one

I need air, space, let's go dogging tonight

by j.i.e.l April 14, 2021