two balls deep

A 2 ball, 0 strike count (2-0) in baseball

"here's the pitch ... and its outside... and Kyle Seager is now two balls deep"

by Hairy Caray February 5, 2018

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Two bagger

You find yourself in bed with a girl sooooo ugly you need two paper bags, one to put over her head and one to put over your own before you can bring yourself to fuck her.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was a two bagger."

by seemymick January 9, 2017

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I ain't never seen two pretty best friends

It means you haven't two pretty ladies or men together as friends and you get the feeling that one of them are ugly

"I ain't never seen two pretty best friends! "
Oh!

by Thedeadfishonaline123 November 30, 2020

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two pretty bestfriends

doesn't exist

Sister 1: Those too girls, they are the two pretty bestfriends.
Sister 2: They don't exist, that one is ugly.

by rat that hoe bitchhh December 2, 2020

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Goody two shoes

Someone who runs to their mother over shit they started ever since they were a little kid, since people don't change.

The goody two shoes looked like an angel in her mother's eyes only. She had a face only a mother could love (as her own father said of her when she was a young kid, in his words, and I quote).

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

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