Simp

Me for your donkey

person: OMG you are such a simp
me: yes sir

by Leonerd April 07, 2020

Simp

S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants)

Tell me what's makin' you jump like that
SIMP, squirrels in my pants
Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats
S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P
Then maybe you can be moving like me
- 2 Guys N The Parque & Candace

by sadRainbow December 01, 2020

Simp

Someone doing too much for people they like.

Here is a new profile pic for you, my simp lord. Charlie flight is amazing.

by Silvertongue69 January 14, 2022

simp

super intense minecraft player 😚

VALENTINA IS A SIMP 💀

by valentinadonovan September 18, 2022

Simp

Someone who put tries hella hard for a female that gives nothing back.

13 YO’s will donate 300$+ to a streamer just for them to say their name

You a simp lol,she doesn’t like you stop wasting your money/time on her.

by The Brazy Kid June 15, 2020

Simp

The only real definition of simp is a person that we all know closely. Precisely a half Filipino boy. A simp thinks that they can get girls, but they can’t.

“Jake is such a simp, he thinks he can get girls so he buys their food but they’re just using him”

“Ahaha yeah that’s facts bro”

by Blueballs69420 April 07, 2020

Simp

S - Squirt (ed), shoot/shot, soil (ed)
I - In
M - My
P - Pants

Usually seen on TikTok, Simp is used to let someone in the video or live know that they are SOOO hot, that the commenter has just SIMP. Terminology for prematurely ejaculating in their pants.

You are so hot, quit making me SIMP for you.

I've just SIMP because of you.

by PSeudonym0696 January 19, 2021