The extreme cool sensation you get when you get your dick sucked by someone who has recently used Listerine or a minty toothpaste.
Whenever I see my girl brushing her teeth I make sure to make a move so I can get that frosty top special.
by Extremesatan May 22, 2020
Get the Frosty topmug. A woman who is vastly attractive to the outward eye but is shy and not aware/conscious of how beautiful she is.
by Olsacellist December 23, 2023
Get the Top-toedmug. by XD_Humanoid February 8, 2021
Get the Cheesy Topmug. When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
Get the Cake On Top Of The Candlemug. Switcheroo Bottom: A person who outwardly presents themselves as a top but secretly enjoys being a bratty bottom in the bedroom. Despite everyone knowing their true inclination, they adamantly refuse to acknowledge their bottom status
by I like cream cheese May 3, 2024
Get the Unorthodox topmug. by Tablecow7777777 May 25, 2021
Get the Carrot topmug. 