Transylvania Top

A blowjob from a vampire (or gothic person)

1 - And no mere mortal can resist the pleasure of the Transylvania Top.

2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2019

Spin the top

Adj describing something really deep or intense; referencing Inception and the spinning top.

Matt: Hey man have you ever noticed how loved spelled backward is evol?
Zach: Whoa. Crazy. You really spin the top sometimes man.

Zoe: Wait...Isn't that an Eminem lyric?

by mehh? January 27, 2012

Top Conniver

Top floor boss, The slimy-est of them all. Always scheming, he never misses and he never took an L. He always has Super Slimey album by Young thug and Future on repeat.

That nigga a top conniver, don’t cross him or you’ll regret it.

Top Conniver, Leave no survivers

by Scamelo Ball October 13, 2022

fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

Top shagger

Pee wee brennan

When people talk about top shagger they're talking about pee wee brennan

by Willywonkadoh November 16, 2020

Carrot top

A person with red hair.

“Kimmy is such a carrot top”

by THEDINOSAURMAN February 6, 2021

spot topping

blow job given by a basking shark

the green bean giant gets a spot topping from that basking shark

by resolvedclock June 19, 2021