Milking the squid

Taking overly elaborate measures to avoid a minor expense, e.g., maintaining an aquarium of squids and milking them for their ink to avoid the cost of printer ink.

I know it’s milking the squid, but these egg prices have me thinking about building a chicken coop myself.

by Armadillinguist May 1, 2025

real milk hours

A time of day from 11Pm to any determined time where one posts milk in the discord

Mods are asleep, it's real milk hours, post milk.

by The Milk Producer January 30, 2018

milked

masturbating until nothing comes out

friend: why do you look so tired
you: I milked myself last night

by DayoChan March 13, 2022

replacing the milk

The act of drinking the milk on Christmas Eve and replacing it with semen.

“I hope Santa doesn’t come tonight and start replacing the milk.

by blackbetty010 December 28, 2019

milk

What you get when a male ejaculates

"Oh, I want milk!"
"2%?"
"No, yours daddy!"

by xerxes121 November 10, 2022

Ice milk grazing

When lucas grazes on donny’s ice milk for months

donny found out that lucas has been ice milk grazing

by Big boy sexy April 12, 2024

Milk May

Milk May is a viral social media challenge created by SAR High School students that encourages children to only drink milk for all of may. Any beverage consumed other then milk eliminates you from Milk May.

Hey, don’t drink that water if you want to keep Milk May!

by Shmez33 May 2, 2022