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white man

The little guy who has watched his own race cause chaos and death across the world for the past 500 years and has gained nothing but shit off everyone.

Not every white guy wants to kill every black, chinese, asian, (native) american or australasiain on the planet, it's just the greedy assholes in command and a low-intellect army who follow anything for money who invade, murder and conquer.

The white man is the guy who watches this bullshit and sits there, able to do nothing and recieves hate. That white man is me. I have never harmed anyone because they are a different race, insulted them because they are a different race or done anything which could be considered racist. Then I read some of these defenitions. The simplicity of the whole thing is this:
You get assholes in every race, religion or nationality, but you get an unusually large number of assholes who are white. Please remember that not all of us took part in the slave trade, the massacre of the jews, the start of the war on the gaza strip. It is key individuals who are to blame for these monstrosities, don't blame all of the white people, blame those key individuals.
'It ain't about black or white cuz we human,
I hope we see the light before it ruined'
-Tupac Shakur
The greatest and most influentual soul who graced his presence on this earth
by Ciaranlink12 July 7, 2005
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man dingo

the art of being extremely player with a big load
" Man dingo led the charge, he was captivating and got all the virgins"
by JNasty June 14, 2003
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man flu

The one week out of the year when a man has a cold, and doesn't feel good, and excercises his right to complain and whine- contrary to every fucking day of a woman's life when we have to hear you complain.

The man flu is usually accompanied by a lack of sympathy from females, which further advances the adverse symptoms of the man flu.
GF: Ugh, BF is so annoying and whiny, all he has is a cold.
BFF: Oh, yeah, the Man Flu.
BF: GOD FORBID you take care of ME for ONE DAY and not complain.
by G P January 12, 2008
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Rain-Man

Somebody who is extremely awkward who also happens to be ridiculously good at a profession, hobby, sport, etc.
Friend 1: Damn, that kid Drew missed his girlfriend's lips when he tried to kiss her!!!

Friend 2: Well at least she still will go out with him considering he's a rain-man; he has never missed an open jump-shot in a basketball game in his entire career.
by Pretty Microwave Baller November 30, 2010
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Shan Man

A long-bearded wise man with great character.
That guy is a true, real person. Everything he says is so wise. He's a Shan Man.
by Shan Man January 31, 2015
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monkey man

by lob February 24, 2005
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Man spreading

Nothing to do with taking up an extra space, just giving the balls room to breathe
Dude my sack feels like is suffocating, that's why I always be man spreading my meat
by Jocoque May 26, 2017
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