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cunt scooter

Noun. A hoe that scoots her cunt at every guy she sees.

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"That fucking bitch rides cock all over town, what a cunt scooter."
by BTdaKING October 31, 2014
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Butt scooting

"When a K9 wipes their anus on the carpet in a rapid motion to relieve an itch"

When someone "drags their ass" as in taking a long time to complete a task, also known as "milking it".
Jesus, you are really butt scooting today aren't you???
by Superrod29 April 26, 2016
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Crunk scootin'

When you're riding a scooter while drinking malt liquor (i.e. getting crunk)
"Dude did you see Dale last night? He took his little sisters scooter and started crunk scootin'!"
by Buffufflo September 7, 2016
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Blue scoots

Ma'am please pray for me. I've had the blue scoots for a couple months now.
by Hjenkin June 21, 2016
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Jaeger scooter

Whatever means you get home after a night of binge shots of jaegermeiester
Thanks to a jaeger scooter, Chris made it home after 6 double shots of the German champagne
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Scruff scooter

A special move performed when going down on a girl that uses friction and the roughness of your facial "scruff" to get her off
Gave my girl the ol' Scruff scooter and she was howling for more!
by Hovym December 30, 2016
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