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Papua New Guinean Sandwich

When you make bread/dough, but instead of using oil you use your semen, you bake two slices of it and emit as much bodily fluids/solids on one slice as you can, and put the other piece of bread over it, which is then shared between you and your significant other.
Ken: "Bro, my girl is so fun, we just made a Papua New Guinean Sandwich together"
Chris: "Damn bro, did you guys eat it?"
Ken: "Nah I just fed it to the dog."
by We can officially be friends. November 30, 2025
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Ice-cream Sandwich

The act of ejaculating in to ones hands and slapping a person across there faces making a ice-cream sandwich.
by Stroke Me Daddy March 11, 2022
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Turkey Sandwich

1. A crude word for a lack luster masturbation
"I wanted to get a six course meal off my girl tonight, but now all I'm left with is a turkey sandwich"
by MilfMusk5k August 12, 2025
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secret sandwich

A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.

These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.

To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌

The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret

Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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by Seraphim Bitches October 15, 2021
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Sock sandwich

When you bust a fat nut in a sock then leave it in the freezer for 24 hours. Then make a sandwich and make your slave eat it.
Bro I just made a sock sandwich for my black slave
by Sock_SNADWHICH March 4, 2021
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Sandwich

In miffy terms, a sandwich is that in which two people say the same thing at the same tine. kind of like a jinx, but theres more to this. You are one slice of bread, the other person is the other slice of bread. This filling? *chuckles* well that sweetie is the statement in which u both said at the same time.

Sandwich can be spelt in many different ways! E.g san eich, san wich, sandeidb, sandeichs etc
Person 1 : omg guys shut up!

Person 2: zeukri is here
Person 1: zeukri is here.

Person 2: sandeichs?

Person 1: yes this is a sandwich!
by miffy . February 2, 2021
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zipper sandwich

A censorship friendly euphemism for "blow me" or "eat me".
You want to trade me Tampa Bay's kicker for Aaron Rodgers? How about I give you a nice zipper sandwich instead?
by AmadeuS469 July 9, 2018
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