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hottest pocket

The act of sticking a hot curling iron in a woman's vagina then leaving it untill the inside gets bubbly and then proceeding to have intercourse with the woman
Yo Joe what did you do last night

Bro me and my girl did the hottest pocket last night
That's sick bro
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Pocket list

A pocket list is a list which you keep all the good places that are worth visiting, like bars, restaurants or spots for nice views, etc. The reason why it's called a pocket list is you keep it in the pocket, so you can ‘write it down’ whenever any good idea/venue comes up.

A pocket list could be a note on your phone or just stored in your mind.
A: Let's have a night out!
B: Definitely!! What is in your mind?
A: Do you have any pocket list?
B: Yessss, how about <the bar name>?
A: Sweet. I'll meet you there!
by Jamberhamburger September 22, 2022
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Pocket corgi

When you give someone a Charlie horse into their anus.
Holly crap, Adam have Sally a Pocket Corgi, she's been crying for hours
by Pocket crogis July 20, 2016
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Alagrimmba Hot-Pocket

When you shove Grimmi Logs into your own anus
I can't wait until my Amazon Prime order of Grimmi-Logs arrives so that I may give myself an Alagrimmba Hot-Pocket
by FatFuckingPussy March 24, 2025
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Pocket Fuck

"Pocket Fuck" describes the sexual encounter with a small and light person, for example, achild's body is very "handy" and therefore easily useable.

So, a person can use a child as an alternative dildo and fuck him while walking, etc.
"I just had an asian women, had some dope pocket fuck."
by CherAmi December 26, 2018
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junk pocket

A place to store items, by your junk. Works extremely well.
Dude 1: hey can I borrow a pencil?

Dude 2: Sure.

Dude 1: Where did you put that?

Dude 2: In my junk pocket.

Dude 1: Nice.
by MyChemIsAwesome January 16, 2017
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Slap Pocket

The vagina or anus used for sexual activity and gratification.
I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.

My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.

I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.

I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.

He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021
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