cream pie licker

When your friend nuts in a thotty and then you eat her out!!

"Damn I just bust inside her"

"Don't trip Miguel will clean it up" "he's a cream pie licker"

by MeDummy August 30, 2017

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Nostril Cream Pie

A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.

Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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by Eskorpija May 03, 2016

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Cry pie

When something gets you sad that you literally become a pie of tears

Can be used as an adjective or a noun.

Somebody: “there’s no more ice-cream”

You: “I’m a cry pie”

by amyisthebomb March 11, 2019

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Pichael Pie

The state of a vagina after a woman participates in necrophilia with a dead male's tallywacker

Ted: Hey did you hear that I have a date with Susan this weekend
Keith: Bro, don't do it. I heard that she has a gnarly Pichael Pie after attending Jeremy's funeral yesterday.

by Futurexxxstepdad January 07, 2018

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