Jesus Canastuj

The realest mf. HE OWNS THE STREETS YA HEARD. PREACH FOR THIS GUY CUZ HE A PIMP AMEN.

Jesus Canastuj be balling wit money

by Chuyy101 November 23, 2021

Jesus

The son of God according to the Christian Faith. He is charitable, kind and loves everyone, even minorities, despite what "Christians" may say. It has been claimed that he died and resurrected, though this has been unproven. Notably, on May 31st 2025, he was reborn as a Furry Femboy identical in appearance to the fictional character Reggie The Rat made by Whygena.

Person 1: THE HELL DO YOU MEAN JESUS GOT REBORN AS A FURRY FEMBOY WHAT THE FUCK
Person 2: I can't tell if this is blasphemy or not due to it being true.
Person 3: this is the funniest shit ever oh my god

by Silly Billy, unintelligent June 2, 2025

Jesus

A guy who will act like they love you but break your heart.

"Jesus cheated on me again*

by mayay February 4, 2024

talkin to jesus

Someone who is very much under in influence/ very high

Our man really is Talkin to Jesus right now.

by DevilhunterBFMV July 13, 2023

Jesus posting

Jesus posting or just Jesusposting is a subsection of "shit posting" where you use religious quotes in a satirical manner

-Did you see Jake post that fucked up photo saying "embrace Jesus"

-Yeah He's just Jesus posting

by HenryS June 28, 2023

Jesus Christ

A mild swear word to describe the body parts this is a religious swear word and was a big thing back I'm the day don't it in a religious hall especially in a church

Jesus Christ

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

jesus

remove the J and the E

person 1: Ayo say Jesus but without the J and the E

Person 2: S U S 🗿

by whatislife13383822 July 30, 2021