by by oldford April 7, 2020

The Dirty Deciever is when your having sex with a female in the missionary possition and right before you blow your load pull your penis out and shove it up her ass.
"Dude remember how my girlfriend wanted to have kids?"
"Yeah"
"Well instead of jizzing in her pussy i shoved my cock up her ass"
"You mean you gave her a Dirty Deciever? High Five!"
"Yeah"
"Well instead of jizzing in her pussy i shoved my cock up her ass"
"You mean you gave her a Dirty Deciever? High Five!"
by The Dirty Deciever October 31, 2009

The act of placing one's thumb in another's ass and upon removal wiping it on one's own upper lip to savor the aroma, a la the Dirty Sanchez.
by Streamwood cat July 1, 2012

1.the act of self fist-fucking while self-sucking.
2.To eat cereals (lucky charms) with beer and with a fork.
2.To eat cereals (lucky charms) with beer and with a fork.
1.As I entered the frat room, all the boys were dirty dalpeing so I joined the group.
2. I was so hungry at the end of the party that I ate a dirty dalpe.
2. I was so hungry at the end of the party that I ate a dirty dalpe.
by Méotruchon December 14, 2008

The act of masturbating on the toilet whilst taking a shit. Usually performed in a dirty pub cubicle.
"Dude, I saw this gorgeous chick in the bar last night, she was so hot that I had to go to the toilet for a Dirty Alex immediately!"
by Filthy Ben August 15, 2022

by Aneay May 19, 2020

N. the act of concealed manual sex during class.
its when, in class a girl gives a guy a handjob under the desk. also when a guy fingers a girl under the desk. for fuckers with backfat, acne, and hair on their lips, its masturbation.
its when, in class a girl gives a guy a handjob under the desk. also when a guy fingers a girl under the desk. for fuckers with backfat, acne, and hair on their lips, its masturbation.
Tom: Dude! did you hear about the dirty desk!? HOW DID YOU NOT HEAR ABOUT THE DIRTY DESK?!?! That big foreheaded bitch, Sophia, got caught in the Dirty Desk!
Jim: WTF?! i thought she was a prude! With who?
Tom: Some small dicked bastard!
Jim: Oh thats why he used his fingers!
Jim: WTF?! i thought she was a prude! With who?
Tom: Some small dicked bastard!
Jim: Oh thats why he used his fingers!
by IdgafadaBrada November 17, 2010
