Dick Roast

When a group of guys gets together and barbecue. No girls allowed obviously.

Hey Chad, want come to a dick roast later at Ryan's?

by sasquatchcoc March 15, 2012

Cold dickings

Someone that manages to turn any situation into an awkward situation by appearing extremely uncomfortable, making insulting comments while wishing they were at home playing WOW

He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.

by fanbake December 14, 2011

Dangerous dick

A guy who does extremely stupid, dangerous things.

"What the hell is he doing, he's going to run off the road!!"
"He's being a dick."
"A dangerous dick!!!"

by a halfling December 26, 2011

dick venue

Basically another word for "sausage fest." Meaning a place with a high ratio of men compared to women.

Or a place where gay males congregate such as a homosexual strip club or gay bar.

There were barely any girls at that party last night, it was a total dick venue!

by Ebenzer Splooge February 21, 2011

Dick Meniscus

The saliva ring left after felatio.

I attempted to swallow but left a dick meniscus.

by Slobber Nuts July 23, 2011

Dick Sweeper

Large bushel of upper lip hair known to have a push broom like quality. AKA D-Sweep

Example 1: Did you see last nights episode of Magnum P.I.? Tom Selek has a phenominal dick sweeper!!! Example 2: Don Frye keeps his "D-Sweep" clean.

by AZ Wild Bill June 22, 2011

dick toilet

A dick toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man's package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the penis knob. The dick toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable.

Real estate agent: "Yes, so here's the 3 piece bathroom and..."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."

by The Duke28 August 23, 2011