by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025
when a "fart" runs up the anterior side of the body (instead of posterior), trapping the toxic gas in the scrotum...causing the male genitals to inflate like a balloon, and causing extreme disgust/discomfort.
While lying on your sofa you let out ablubber bean...disgusted with yourself you lay motionless, hoping that nobody would notice the look of shame on your face or smell the horror that lurked inside your pants.
by johnny rutenmiezer February 06, 2011
by Coochie man 2 January 01, 2021
The experienced nurses commented that new orderly at the nursing home didn't know "bean squat" about working with alzheimer patients.
by MTPackerBacker March 11, 2016
Anyone who is a hater of the infamous Gerrad Gayton. This child often comes across as arrogant, stuck-up, childish, anal retentive.
He is commonly known as Beany, due to his string-bean appearance. He has accrued other names however, such as Toucan Sam, due to his largely hideous nose. This has led to his depiction as a bird.
He is commonly known as Beany, due to his string-bean appearance. He has accrued other names however, such as Toucan Sam, due to his largely hideous nose. This has led to his depiction as a bird.
Bloke 1: Fuck, its Beany!
Bloke 2: HEY BEANY!
*evil stare*
Bloke 1: I think he heard you!
Bloke 2: Good, i hate the kid!
Bean Man: Awwwhhh, did you know Bowling has been included in the Olympic Games?
Bloke 1: Fuck Off Beany, go back to your perch!
Bloke 1: Hey man, are you a Bean Man Hater?
Bloke 2: Ahhh hell yer, that kid is so annoying!
Bloke 2: HEY BEANY!
*evil stare*
Bloke 1: I think he heard you!
Bloke 2: Good, i hate the kid!
Bean Man: Awwwhhh, did you know Bowling has been included in the Olympic Games?
Bloke 1: Fuck Off Beany, go back to your perch!
Bloke 1: Hey man, are you a Bean Man Hater?
Bloke 2: Ahhh hell yer, that kid is so annoying!
by breddles September 15, 2008
when a man shits in a girls pussy (bean) and then kicks her thighs from the sides repeatedly like a bat flapping its wings (bat)
by Creamcheems June 08, 2021
A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.
by Bigwhite February 29, 2012