by BEN Z DUCK November 17, 2022
Get the Ben Zmug. 
Known as the father of school catchphrases having had almost all of them centre around him , and not in a good way
ken boffman , nah nah nah nah ken boffman , e'e'e'e'e'h twat , bono is a twat , hey dave catch my bag , you you what , ben kaufman has a boff , hey lets call him boffman, coffee bean, hair like nuclear power plant , nazi-jew rtc (thanks to harry bowers for the bulk of that)
by Ken Boffman September 11, 2011
Get the Ben Kaufmanmug. by Lou Sazzole May 2, 2023
Get the 10 Bensmug. A story that is preluded by a lengthy backstory to create the context and ends abruptly with no worthwhile conclusion given the lengthy setup.
These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'
These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'
"So I was at work... but the thing is with the checkouts... the button for rockmelon is under stone fruit... my store manager yelled at my coworker... and that's how I made a joke about rockmelons."
"What a Ben Story."
"What a Ben Story."
by flyboy45 June 23, 2023
Get the Ben Storymug. The definition of chaotic good. A Ben is extroverted and adventurous, always seeking thrills and experiences. He has a head-first approach to life and is the reason for the saying "look before you leap", because he never does. A Ben has a big personality and is the life of the party. However he's also smart and gets top grades without ever seeming to study. A Ben can talk his way in and out of anything and will debate anything under the sun. Even though Ben is an outgoing and confident person, what he really wants is for someone to care for him and to make the effort to reach out to him. If you have a Ben in your life, remember to actively make time to hang out with him and show him that you care
Guy 1: woah! Did you see that little kid faceplant but then get right back up and keep running?
Guy 2: sure did. Must be a Ben
Guy 2: sure did. Must be a Ben
by thatOtherHuman October 21, 2020
Get the Benmug.