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Bitch Switch

when a girl(or perhaps a boy) suddenly becomes angry or mean for no appearant reason.
Bill:What the heck. Kelly just yelled at me randomly. she was happy 5 seconds ago.
Tim:Serious bitch switch
by LeoGeo October 29, 2010
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bitch and a half

more than a bitch, less than a bitch and 5/8ths and definitely less than a bitch and 3/4's...
she did what ?! WHATTA BITCH AND A HALF !

:)
by whatta bitchh January 24, 2011
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bitch slapped

The act of unexpectedly slapping someone across the face. Usually done in front of several people in order to humiliate the slappee.
When John said that he had thought about whether he was gay or not his friends in his weight lifting class all took turns to make sure he was appropriately bitch slapped.
by Blasphemous January 25, 2003
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Bitch...I'm Sleep!

I would imagine this is the phrase of someone telling you they are infact asleep when you walk in an disrupt them.
1) Floyd walks in and says what tha fuck is up Cam
2) Cam say Bitch...I'm Sleep!

I would imagine thats how it goes down

Other uses would include

Bitch i'm sleepin...
or Bitch i am infact Sleep, as a noun not a verb...not sure how that would work.
by Wesson August 25, 2006
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bitch slap

A slap delivered with an open hand to the face for a variety of reasons, often just to "put someone in their place." Different from a "pimp slap", which uses the back of the hand and is usually disciplinary. Also considered more demeaning especially if deliverd to a man.
He bitch slapped her just to wake her up a bit.
by Ernest Mueller July 20, 2005
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bitch tit

Fairly common in overweight males. As the guy gains more and more weight, he appears to develop cone-like bitch tits. Usually accompanied by wordmotherly nipples/word.
Holy shit, Paul Lell's bitch tits are out to here!
by Bento March 6, 2003
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Bitch Roster

Everyone has a bitch roster, men and women alike. Your bitch roster consists of people you've slept with in the past (and you'd do again), people you're currently sleeping with and of course the people in your phone that aren't really your "friends" but you still hang on to their number anyway, you know, just in case.

The way people end up in relationships with each other is based strictly on the bitch roster. You start at the bottom of the list and then move up higher and higher based on appearance, sexual prowess and in some extremely rare cases, intelligence. The way people act towards you is directly correlative to your position on their bitch roster.
"Listen trick, I know you don't know anyone better than me, I'm the best bitch on your roster."

"I wonder who I'm going to bone tonight. Let me check my bitch roster and see who's available."
by REBEL YELLoz August 31, 2005
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