/j

an internet slang, it means the preceding statement is said in a joking manner, similar to jk

someone 1: did you know oranges have cyanide and uranium in it????!!!!?!!!!!
someone 2: WHAT!!!!!!!!!! IM DEAD!!!!!! I JUST ATE ORANGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
someone 1: /j

by top g gamer 10 April 30, 2025

J. Jonah Jameson

Someone who demands to see a picture of in social media is a "J. Jonah Jameson."

Stop badgering the girl for photos. You're such a J. Jonah Jameson.

by Vashta_Nerada July 5, 2023

the J word

this word is unspoken word the work that shall not be uttered on a weekend the j word (Job)

hey bro I can't wait for this weekend I got a Job

Sshhhhhhh don't say the J word oh no it to late there coming

by waterscore May 19, 2025

Lee Big J

Indicating a person with an extremely tiny penis which constantly claims that he has a huge penis instead.

'Yo girl you know I got a huge thing under my pants so would you like to hop in and sort out some shit?'
'Nah, I bet you're an absolute Lee Big J'

by dls031 May 14, 2022

J Stamp

Judging someone.

I am not telling him about that because he's just going to put the J stamp on it.

by speakout09 December 19, 2008

j

the person allegra is in love with

x: what makes you smile sm?

alle: j!!

by i6y November 21, 2021

Maroon Hairy J

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.

Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025