homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.

Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.

by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018

pie

anus when trying to recreate goatse.

Bill: My pie is absolutely huge!
Bob: I've already seen the images online, I don't think I need to see another one..

by GoooberDoober January 10, 2018

Chocolate Pie

You know when you pull out too fast and the person receiving the anal shits everywhere? Well, it's that but you pull out to cum, and you jizz and she shits at the same time making a creamy mound of semen and fecal matter - a chocolate pie!

"Yo, so I was fucking Trish's ass in a spare classroom, and Principal Furwood walks in. Now she's screaming, I'm about to cum and the Principal looks like he's about to faint. So obviously, I pull out and guess what happens?"

"No... No way, you made a Chocolate Pie?"

"Exactly, bro! I swear, the look on his face, dude!"

by Yeah It's KK November 21, 2019

cream stroking 2 pie

When someone let's you cum In their mouth then starts fucking you from behind and spits it in your asshole

Chad was excited that brandon the marine let him cream stroking 2 pied him at a truck stop for 20 bucks

by True viking king February 15, 2023

duces pot pie

See you later' or 'I'm out

While exiting any space inhabited by teens: "I had a great day with you, duces pot pie, I'm out."

by yupshedid April 3, 2011

Pottage Pie

The act of hiding weed in a pastry product, normally in order to hide it from officials or to consume it.

"Jeffery? I ate that pie in the fridge, is that ok-"
"JAKE??? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? THAT WAS A POTTAGE PIE!!!"

by C L G September 21, 2017

Banch Pie

A famous pie that is very rare and only few lucky people have been able to eat It. Origins of the pie are unknown as it’s a relatively new discovery but people who have tried it say it has the taste of banch and has a mysterious juice that they say makes their bones hurt.

Did you see they have Banch Pie on the menu? Oh my god no way it’s the world famous Banch Pie.

by BraveMaverick46 December 18, 2023