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top hogger

someone who hogs being on top while making out or fucking and makes the other person be a bottom
david is a top hogger, he never lets me be on top
by 843184 January 4, 2020
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Top Hate

A list of myspace people you keep on your friends list solely to avoid confrontation, you'd rather delete this hatelist but they still manage to come up on your page now and again. The opposite of Tom's top 8 application
"I totally thought you hated Kat?"

"Well, shes really ugly and annoying but i wanna screw her friend"

"Ohhh, keeping her on the top hate"
by Mr. Mean May 22, 2009
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Carrot top

When a redhead gives you oral sex.
Hey! Remember that ginger from the party last night? She gave me carrot top!
by Daviddozer16 May 11, 2021
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Drop Top Minivan

A minivan without a roof, also ski mask the slump god's favourite kind of car
Ski Mask The Slump God: Pull up drop top minivan, what the fuck?
by n1qq4s May 7, 2017
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Top-talk

To banter in a commanding or condescending manner, usually with flirtatious undertones
Dude… he totally top-talked to me.”
by Thatlazychild September 19, 2021
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Top Shotter

A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.
Top Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"

Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"
by Witney Kru December 25, 2020
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Top Blast

"Top blast" – the act of buying a cryptocurrency token after it has already experienced a sharp, parabolic price increase, with the hope that the bullish momentum continues and the price goes even higher.
"Bro really went for the top blast—bought that meme coin after it 10x’d overnight!"
by GoblinVader June 27, 2025
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