Couillard Syndrome

Passing out cold after the smoking of bud nuggets. May inclue a ghostly white skin pigment and unfinshed sentences.

Wow man wake up, lookin like you got that Couillard Syndrome.

by richb8489 October 9, 2008

Stockdome Syndrome

When a person in one's everyday environment doesn't seem very attractive at first, but throughout one's interactions with them becomes more and more sex-able.

Cale didn't think the girl in his English class was very attractive upon first sight, but three months later he's wanting dat booty. Sounds like he's suffering from some serious Stockdome Syndrome.

by Episteme April 25, 2013

S.A.T.O.M.I. Syndrome

A rare but real disease. Very severe in all cases that have been found by scientists. It is not contageous, but people nearby may feel a small sample of the symptoms. The diseased person's children may inherit the disease. So far, a cure has not been found. Each letter of S.A.T.O.M.I. stands for a symptom that all cases have. Below are the main symptoms that come with the disease. Other minor symptoms may be found.

Stupidity (may vary from person to person)

Aging (body ages about three times faster than the actual age)

Terrifying (unattractive to the extreme)

Obesity (varies in body fat from person to person)

Mental-retardation (may actually have autism; a degrading of mental capacity is imminent)

Intolerance (to any degree of pain)

If at any time, you see or know anyone with the disease, all you can do is feel sorry for them.

I feel sorrow for anyone who has S.A.T.O.M.I. Syndrome.

by President Jack Bauer October 31, 2014

Millenial's Syndrome

People who typically suffer from MS may be known to be afraid or intimidated of answering a phone call or video chatting. MS carriers seem to be okay with only texting to be sure to utilize sarcasm and tone to be conveyed on a box woth letters in it.

My gf caught Millenial's Syndrome so I called it off.

by Rotussin November 15, 2019

Stockholm Syndrome

The problem of "sailing blind" caused by non-illuminated controls on the radar-scopes of large vessels.

The Andrea Doria's sinking was a classic example of Stockholm Syndrome --- if the Stockholm had been equipped with lighted instrument-panels, its collision with the Andrea Doria would probably never happened.

by QuacksO June 2, 2018

Jenny syndrome

Compulsive liar with lack of goals, manic behavior, in denial, theif, terrible credit, poor money management, with a scoop full of sosiopathic tendencies, very manipulative. Eviction savvy.

My soon to be ex sister in law is about to be a felon because she has Jenny syndrome.

by Laurenpage29 June 3, 2018

owu syndrome

owu (obsessed with uniqua) syndrome, is a disability found on stan twitter which mean a user is obsessed and can’t stop talking about @/teddyhoneymoon

some examples of users having this syndrome are @/ienvythebirds, @/theeholyspirit, and other countless fads who can’t stop talking about me💔

@ienvythebirds: tasteless fad guilty is my song
@teddyhoneymoon: on mars maybe, hope your owu syndrome gets treated ma

by Uniqua Thee Backyardigan August 29, 2020