Facebook Golf

Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.

Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.
"I have zero mutual friends with Rebecca from Saturday night - Facebook Golf hole in one!"
by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011
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Facebooked

The Act of Silencing someone and taking away their freedom of speech and all their rights! Synonym cancel culture.
I said something wrong I've been facebooked!
by Jeff Casa Grande April 5, 2021
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facebook aunt

That aunt who comments long, sentimantal things on your hfacebook posts even though you haven't seen them in year
"Why is Facebook Aunt Peggie posting on my timeline. I barely even know her."
by Doggydip May 21, 2019
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Pulled a Facebook

(of corporations) profiting from the slow destruction of society by facilitating toxic echo chambers.

(of people) Locking your keys in your own car, home, computer, etc
1. Fox News really pulled a Facebook by telling its viewers to not get vaccinated.

2. I had to call a locksmith today, because I pulled a Facebook. I was really embarrassed to have to explain I locked my keys in my own house.
by Lexophile314 October 4, 2021
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facebook mom

person 1: why are we here? there's not really a sentance with "facebook mom" in it.
person 2: i agree
by Pancakez!!X3 June 6, 2022
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FaceBook Education

Someone whose total education comes from FaceBook.
Children nowadays only get a FaceBook Education.
by Poopsie88 April 17, 2012
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facebook dog

A coondog blown up to the Facebook world to be larger then life
Willie being bred to Jlo is like a Facebook dog pair made in heaven!
by Coondawger December 28, 2017
mugGet the facebook dogmug.

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