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monkey brains

Alternate name for Chocolate-covered cherry cordials. So named due to the white goopy fluid residing between the choolate shell and the cherry. As you take a bite, the chocolate looks like a monkey's skull, the goop resembles brain matter and the cherry appears to be a gigantic brain aneurysm.
Hot damn, Grandma gave me another box of monkey brains for Christmas!
by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004
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butt monkey

A secret clan of monkeys favoring the ass and all phornications of it.
My freind Nick Lehr was being such a butt monkey this morning.
by A FREIND February 7, 2003
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number monkey

student at Carnegie Mellon University Tepper School of Business that is unable to communicate socially but is able to calculate the fifth, or any other derivative, in their head on a variety of complex polynomials
Top Consulting Firm Partner: I can't believe that the number monkey I interviewed today was able to explain Fermat's Theorem, but was unable to hold an intelligent conversation on anything unrelated to math.
by Number Monkey May 26, 2006
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couch monkey

A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.
Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?

Nah, I know that John will be there...

C'mon it won't be that long...

Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.
by mhibma May 6, 2006
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Thrush Monkey

In Short A Disgusting Girl Carrying Thrush..Often The School slut.
"Yuck Mandy You Disgusting Thrush Monkey"
"Harley, Calling People Thrush Monkeys Is Mean."
by Pinktasttic October 20, 2006
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fuck monkey

a jerk, someone who has done something mean or rude.
sarah: he broke up with you? what a fuck monkey!
by omgsteffie January 4, 2008
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Monkey Fingers

The affliction affecting people, usually small children, causing them to play with or pry apart things they shouldn't.
"Get you Monkey Fingers off my BoomBox! You are going to break it!!!!!"
by HokuspokusIiI February 27, 2009
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