fucked-up-o-meter

a personal scale used for measuring how wrong, horrible, twisted (essentially fucked up) a situation is.

Picking cum out of my ear in front of my class today is a 7 out of 10 on my fucked-up-o-meter.

by hahahaNSF August 28, 2009

T-Dot-o-Dot

Another slang term for Toronto (as opposed to T-dot).

Toronto = T.O. = T-Dot-o-Dot.

See? It pronounces all four characters in T.O.

by Elmer April 09, 2005

It's Five O-Clock Somewhere

If you are thinking too deeply into this saying, you clearly need a drink.

Jen: "Well, I'm in the mood for a beer right now"
John: "Are you an alchy? It's 2:30!"
Jen: "Hey, it's five o-clock somewhere"
John: "what does that even mean? it's not 5:00 here"
Jen: *summons strength* "we need to get you a strong, healthy beer"

by pynchonian October 31, 2014

uh oh spaghetti o's

usually when something goes wrong or you just started having drunken sex to realise its your sister!

"i think ive caught my scrote in my zipper " "uh oh spaghetti o's"!

by matt and the winz March 16, 2004

lick a lot o puss

A lesbian dinosaur.

"Kathy is the captain of her softball high school team". "Yea, I think she is a lick a lot o puss".

by Richie Pimental February 11, 2009

Sweet Child O' Mine

One of the best Songs Guns N' Roses ever made. The supposedly best ever Guns N' Roses song. OK i'll admit that it does have one of the greatest riffs in history, but it dnt hold a candle to 'Civil War' and every true GnR fan will agree with me

Chris: Dude, you like GnR's song 'Civil War'?
Nathan: Nah, man, Sweet Child O' Mine is better
Chris: U fuckin pussy

by Hargy July 27, 2006

two o' clock charlies

Drunks who after being kicked out of the bar head out to local restaraunts.

Oh Great, the bars are closed here come the two o' clock charlies.

by DennisIsEvil October 15, 2005