Thunder pie

When someone has explosive diarrhea in the morning

Man did you hear bobby having a thunder pie special this morning it stunk so bad my eyes watered

by SuperCracker87 February 8, 2021

Whipped cream on pie

When someone is so absolutely enamored another person that they’d do anything for them

Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrocious whipped cream on pie

by auroralotus December 3, 2022

Mud Pie

A play on the sexual act called the cream pie, where instead of cumming inside of your partner, you spread whichever office you wish to make your Mud Pie in, and thereafter shit inside of it, and there you have a "Mud Pie"

My husband wanted me to give him a mud pie, so I asked what the hell that was... I never expected him to be into something so gross.

by AIDSDABASSGUITAR July 2, 2022

cold cream pie

When sperm is frozen in an ice cube mold and it is inserted in the vagina prior to sex

Azarius needed to cool off on a hot July afternoon, so he gave Karen a cold cream pie to cool off her sweaty vagina.

by Azarius Jenkins February 8, 2021

weird pot pie

Includes at least 4 people with an equal male to female ratio. This is the act of having sex with carrots, peas, and potatoes inside of a pastry shell, using gravy as lube.

Did you hear about Noah? He got drunk last night and had a weird pot pie

by Misfortune77 September 5, 2017

Pie

A very wealthy, upper-class person. Can be a male or female. Males are mainly always dressed in button-downs followed by a cashmere sweater vest and prada shoes, Females can be seen wearing fur vests and Jimmy-Choos. They have no regard for people around them just primarily their blackberrys and IPhone 4S's. They mostly always have shit looks on their faces and will growl at you if you cut them in line at Starbucks for their daily Triple Grande Espresso, or cut them off in the parking lot at Bagels-4-U.

Person 1: Bro, do you see his shoes?
Person 2: PRADA!? Dude, pie.

by NathyLight November 13, 2011

String bean pie

Pie with string beans in it

Aw man that (string bean pie) was delish

by String bean Man24 October 8, 2017