eat shit syndrome

eat shit syndrome is a very serious syndrome in which case you feel the urge to rub your dick on the television screen while watching videos of your cousins sister shitting on a unicorn/maurice campbell. another term for a eat shit is when you shit on kyans face and his sister likes to eat it off

you have eat shit syndrome
wow your gay as fuck

by ted mager August 5, 2018

Don't eat my fries.

What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.

Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"

by pigheadedweirdo August 8, 2018

Eating the Turkey

When you cum in a girls ass then you stuff your meat back in and then you put it in her pussy cum again and the eat her out.

Man I just caught Anthony Eating the Turkey

by Errxr August 16, 2018

eating movies

tripping

he was eating movies all night because his girl cheated on him

by roy the translater January 19, 2019

Eating the Turkey

Too Eat the Turkey you must first fist the turkey and shove you’re head in the gaping hole.

I tried to stop masturbating so I started eating the turkey.

by Scouterkid783 January 25, 2019

eating peaches

When you are eating peaches, it means you have a thicc squishy booty.

Timmy’s eating peaches. Trust me, I squashed it.

by imeatingpeaches January 28, 2019

Eat your meat

My sister told me she’s gonna eat my meat (she’s 6)

Sis:yo imma eat your meat
Uncle:*zip noises*

by What’s a pseudonym? February 5, 2019