Cream pie

When you come in the girls vagina and it’s super creamy

I gave that bdussy a cream pie

by Abcumlla September 18, 2021

My/Mochi Ice Cream

Perfectly pillowy mochi balls filled with milky, melty ice cream. It's basically a mouthboggling mouthgasm of chewy and creamy textures. Found in a purpinkle box in the freezer section of any grocery store.

Bruh have you ever chewed on your ice cream?! You need to try My/Mochi Ice Cream!

by always sl3epin April 6, 2021

boston cream puff

When your fucking your girl from behind and you stop and tap her on the shoulder and she turns and looks then you cum on her face followed by an uppercut. It creates the old Boston Cream Puff !!!

She thought she was smart until i gave her the old Boston Cream Puff !!!

by Musky2248 November 30, 2019

cream muffin

Someone who is soft and very feminine

Vro you're a cream muffin

by 🅱️oolteacher April 16, 2021

It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

Cream horn

Two male giving oral sex in a yacht club wearing only sperrys

Jacob Titus is reviving oral sex from earl in the corner at the yacht club which results in a cream horn

by Gay earl October 20, 2021

Cream of Mushroom

The curse of calamity; uttering the words "cream of mushroom" invokes a wrathful curse upon the world. Each time it is uttered, something bad happens to someone in the world.

Example 1

Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.

Example 2

Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.

The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.

by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023