cock syrup

man milk. A delicacy to Norwegian girls, best served hot.

Hanna is obsessed with cock syrup bro! Seriously, we haven't even pre-faded yet and she already wants it.

by Ammarvelous August 8, 2011

cock museum

Someone that usually houses cock in their ass.

I'm sure that you are a cock Museum.

by Mike December 31, 2003

Cock Hound

The Dick Bandits sidekick. This is usually some sort of retriever and aides the Dick Bandit by sniffing out potential cocks to steal.

I went to pet your dog and he totally stole my dick, he is such a Cock Hound!

by Dick Bandit Detective September 23, 2009

cock-blocker

A female (usually unattractive, or socially "defective") that stays with her more attractive friend at a party and "looks after" her friend, or just sometimes gets in the way of her friend socially. Often times a young (not necessarily) male would be after the friend.

Male #1: D'you see Jenny las nigh'?
Male #2: Yea, D'you see tha cock-blocker she was with?

by Jupiter, an don forgetit October 12, 2005

billy cock

beating someone to death with your erect penis

"I'm gonna billy cock it!"

by rph123 December 9, 2008

Candy Cock

A Child Molester, Some Who Dates People Alot Younger Than Them. Basically A Paedophile In Some Way Or Another.

"Look at that fucking candy cock wif the five year old girlfriend"

"Candy Cocked mother fucker, gimme mah sheeeet"

by Andy "Big Dick" Shone May 23, 2007

cock cobbler

One who cobbles cock: A lonely old man of scottish fairy tales know as the cock cobbler who comes and makes your cock into a delicious cobbler at exactly 4:55 in the mourning for a community bake off and sells it for a premium.

Steve: Go to sleep tom or your the cock cobblers gonna come and get you tonight
Tom: I hope he comes and cobbles your cock like theres no tommarrow

by Gabriel Sheetz February 18, 2008