cock museum

Someone that usually houses cock in their ass.

I'm sure that you are a cock Museum.

by Mike December 31, 2003

cock bow

Playing (as with an air guitar) of the inside of the thigh with one leg extended. Used to express joy and enthusiasm when no appropriate words can be found.

G money played the shit out of his cock bow last night after announcing he was the plow KING!!

by fej with one f January 10, 2009

cock syrup

man milk. A delicacy to Norwegian girls, best served hot.

Hanna is obsessed with cock syrup bro! Seriously, we haven't even pre-faded yet and she already wants it.

by Ammarvelous August 8, 2011

Cock Hound

The Dick Bandits sidekick. This is usually some sort of retriever and aides the Dick Bandit by sniffing out potential cocks to steal.

I went to pet your dog and he totally stole my dick, he is such a Cock Hound!

by Dick Bandit Detective September 23, 2009

Candy Cock

A Child Molester, Some Who Dates People Alot Younger Than Them. Basically A Paedophile In Some Way Or Another.

"Look at that fucking candy cock wif the five year old girlfriend"

"Candy Cocked mother fucker, gimme mah sheeeet"

by Andy "Big Dick" Shone May 23, 2007

cock-blocker

A female (usually unattractive, or socially "defective") that stays with her more attractive friend at a party and "looks after" her friend, or just sometimes gets in the way of her friend socially. Often times a young (not necessarily) male would be after the friend.

Male #1: D'you see Jenny las nigh'?
Male #2: Yea, D'you see tha cock-blocker she was with?

by Jupiter, an don forgetit October 12, 2005

Ginormous Cock

1) N. A fictional size of wang.

Heather saw Chad's Ginormous Cock.

by :) January 29, 2003