urban dictionary

a lame program that doesnt let us alter fucked up definitions of words older than it!!!!!

urban dictionary sucks dick

by Larad Conplant September 13, 2014

Urban Dictionary

The act of making a normal phrase or word into the most sexual, racist, homophobic, sexist, batshit, most fucked up definition you have ever heard

Cookie? Shark? Chicken? Urban Dictionary defines all of these as a sex term.

by Pspspspspspsps January 29, 2023

Urban Dictionary

The place you go when you think of a name or make an incoherent sound and wonder if someone has attached a crass definition to it.

the other day i fell and hurt myself while yelping, the next day i was able to use the yelp sound in a sentence because of urban dictionary.

by GET VEXED! June 13, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A place where anyone can write whatever they want about someone or something, no matter if it’s true or not, and have it published for the entire world to see.

Bob: Did you read the definition of that on Urban Dictionary?

Fred: Yes, I did.

Bob: Well it wasn’t a definition. It was an opinion of someone. A terrible opinion of someone.

Fred: But Urban Dictionary calls it a definition.

Bob: Sadly, they do.

by ESquadGrobanite May 19, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Dating website for 7 year olds

"You can trust the Urban dictionary to find sex partners for you "

by Fucku65969 August 22, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary created by modern society explaining words of our generation

Urban dictionary, destroying souls one definition at a time.

by Basketbalkchic July 12, 2018

urban dictionary

where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.

My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.

by Steve Rogers himself ✪ October 16, 2019